‘I notice a girl in office because her skirt was shorter than mine.’
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‘I checked out a male colleague’s shirt and tie merely because they were both shiny.’
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‘The skirt I bought solely because it was on sale is my favourite at the mo because it’s short and fitting.’
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‘I officially have more skirts than shirts.’
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‘I broke a fingernail during bowling.’
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‘I <3 the killer heels from Aldo for the same reason it is unwalkable in.’
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‘It is not a good idea to go to Melbourne while waiting for your baju kurung moden, which you insisted on no elastic waistband – no stretch tolerance, to be ready.’
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‘Today, I want to wear my pink GAP fleece hoodie to supper, but I started perspiring right after shower.’
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‘I wore this top with a certain cutting and said to my mum and sis, “I want to live in a country where I can wear this out (freely)” ‘
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‘I’m fat, I should either have my dinner by 7 or skip dinner. The latter is more feasible.’
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‘The only pair of heels that doesn’t cut the back on my feet, gives me stripes and dots of hardened skin.’
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Sluttywhoreybitchy
Girlfriends you wouldn’t want to and can’t lose.
LOVE.
Early birds catch the worms.
Early Jessica watch the pigs sleep.
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I’m officially turning old!
I’m supposed to experience some jet lag, but then (I seem to say this a lot these past few days – ‘ba den’) it does not seem so, despite sleeping at maybe 4 Aussie AM after a hefty supper – super duper awesome chunky saucy (and fattening) fab meatlover pizza from Pepperoni’s.
Richard Lee is so right about the pizzas here.
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I’m so not turning old, I’m just a working person now.
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We’re going to have gyu tan don for lunch!
*screams silently in anticipation*
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I’m flying off to Melbourne in 12 hours’ time!
Jangan jealous eh.
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With me <3 to see me <3.
And my Melbie <3 has listed some agendas for us. Most of them revolves around eating food.
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BFFS ARRIVING IN 24 HOURS! EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDD!Note: Must take them to- Han Gook Gwan- Menya for gyu tan don- Greco’s- Chappelli’s- touristy City Circle tram!- Docklands- St Kilda- Williamstown- Dandenong- Camberwell Market- Lindt cafe/Max B!- Seven- Crown- DFO South Wharf- State Library to sit on the grass!- Great Ocean Road/Phillip Island (??? iffy!)- KBox!- Richmond Macca’s- Vic Market- Lord of the Fries = sex- Brunetti’s- Grill’d chips omfg- KFC wicked wings- Tien Ren!- Nam Loong paus- Brunetti’s- Degraves Street cupcakes- Tokui sushi!- Pancake Parlour
Okay, I realised the list is almost all food-related FML finally I understand why I’m fat wtf.
Mum has already warned me to not buy souvenirs or anything if possible, so I’ll take heed. =)
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Am I getting fatter or am I getting fatter?
The 19-turning-20 got her first full time professional salary today.
And everything goes back first to the Lord.
For He has blessed her so.
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(There’s this saying -’count your blessings,’ but I have lost count of mine because they’re countless! So do many witness.)
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And her parents can still afford for another month. *winks*
I spent my Sunday ironing my working attires. =D
Obviously not the whole of today.
Before anything, I would like to tell the whole wide world that I have this ultra humongous ulcer which is definitely bigger than a bloated grain of rice. It hurts so that I wish I don’t have to clean my mouth and that I woke up in the middle of the night in pain.
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ETC: Big machines and I.
They were eye opener then, not anymore because I see them in KPMG now. I can’t don’t dress like that in office. That was in mum’s.
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ETC: The muscular machines.
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I have a thing for bigger and smaller versions of stuffs.
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ETC: This SLK did look brand new after getting polished everywhere before I drove it up to KL.
Warning alert: If you see a P Kelisa with a J car plat around in KL(by that, I include Selangor), please keep a safe distance because it could be me in there maneuvering like a bumper car.
Thought of one of the day: I feel like those mean drivers who sei sei can’t make some teeny weeny space and give way when I doubt to do the same. Therefore I do otherwise whenever I can.
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ETC: This is what I was required to wear for the medical check-up.
I found it funny at one point when I saw a few others. Men in light blue and women in pink. I thought we looked like overgrown babies.
The medical check up was pretty interesting. Besides pee-in-a-cup test, explore-under-skin-to-poke-one-vein test and pose-with-your-hands-on-your-waist-stick-your-chest-out-and-chin-up test, we (met Yee Mun) also had can-you-see-the-kuchimiao-figure-at-the-last-row-with-funny-spectacles test and hello-hello-press-when-you-hear-anything-at-all test. We had to sit in a K-Box cubicle look alike for the last test mentioned.
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One First Day At Work: Lunch at Tokyo G, where everything is green and G, borne by the firm during orientation.
*I just realised why is the theme green and not any other*. Edible. You know what I mean.
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One First Day At Work: Yee Mun and I. <3 her hair cut and I’m looking bah-er and meh-er by the day.
It was only one of the days I wore white.
One Day At Work: This is what I call networking.
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One Day At Work: Two thumbs up for Dave’s Fettuccine Carbonara with Meatball and Bacon.
Not Dave’s Deli, it’s the purple signboard one. If I’m not wrong, It’s Dave’s – Pizza, Pasta and Vino.
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One Day At Work: And we got 50% off! =D
I was a very pleased girl young lady.
The olive oil pasta was also tasty, but may not be a favourite to all.
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One Day At Work: Was able to see Deloitte from the KPMG tower during E-Test, day three and four.
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One Day At Work: And also Sri Pentas – TV3, 8TV and TV9
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One Day At Work: Random.
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One Day At Work: Met a guy, or rather co-worker or colleague, who wasn’t able to locate his car because of one reason.
I’m trying to get used to terms like ‘colleague’, ‘co-worker’, ‘senior’, ‘manager’ etc.
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One Day At Work: And another (department-mate) who thinks that wearing a faint purple shirt is adventurous.
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Off Work: Second movie with daily formal shirt wearers.
Clash of the Titans was the first, instead of It’s Complicated because among us, there was a guy who once failed to locate his car, he had something against old woman.
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Off Work: Face to Face Pan Mee, finally.
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Off Work: (L-R) Wai King, Ben, me (duh!) and Jaeszen at Snowflake. Did I mention that I kinda like the colors we wore?
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The highlight of my first week of work was definitely the callover – getting my tongue tangled and keeping my saliva in.
It was much tougher because I had this gigantic ulcer under my tongue that just doesn’t get better. Not only did I experience much pain with toothbrush in my mouth and eating, it hurts sometimes when I talk.
And my only remedy at very-not-funny times was to exert some pressure on that specific area with my index finger.
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Anyway, I can’t wait for my first assignment!
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I find peace during praise and worship and also when I’m driving alone.
Sneak peak =))
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Tomorrow will mark the end of the third mundane day of facing the HP Elitebook, non stop clicking, pretending to understand what I read etc. I don’t know what we’ll be asked to do on Friday, but then it’s back to training for Ming Wei/ Daniel or Daniel/Ming Wei and I starting on Monday for six days.
Cheers.
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Because Internet boleh pakai hari ini, I’m over the bulan =))
I’m perfectly intact.
For those who thought I’ve gone MIA and Zi Li who said ‘er… I hope you’re fine’.
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And for those (if any) who are wondering what I’m doing…
I’m starting work tomorrow!
Get excited for and with me. =))
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