‘I notice a girl in office because her skirt was shorter than mine.’
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‘I checked out a male colleague’s shirt and tie merely because they were both shiny.’
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‘The skirt I bought solely because it was on sale is my favourite at the mo because it’s short and fitting.’
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‘I officially have more skirts than shirts.’
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‘I broke a fingernail during bowling.’
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‘I <3 the killer heels from Aldo for the same reason it is unwalkable in.’
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